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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fauxreal)</generator><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a2d6bf7601fae68501b32d06ff99b49/tumblr_mmi7wc9zgr1rlibrgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50746080468</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50746080468</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>me.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6363e1cb68c764ec53cf130bbeb191e7/tumblr_mled5qoXEA1qib2lio1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745688654</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745688654</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 11:24:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly111gmtIi1qh9yfbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745256161</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745256161</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 11:18:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7573e1247d2a71184f1227c47e72572d/tumblr_mkbgi7E2Ml1r1iv4bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745244623</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745244623</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 11:18:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>perfect.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/773af5d0ecd07c001c5d6d0a3ffe37cf/tumblr_mmr64ne4Af1qh0aujo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;perfect.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745232647</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50745232647</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 11:18:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f244517c31d4d77937767c4a2c4008f3/tumblr_mmbs6xJATu1s5lg4ho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50705655396</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50705655396</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:27:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
That’s a lot of food
That’s not enough food
You’re going...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Things not to say to me while I’m eating:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;That’s a lot of food&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That’s not enough food&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You’re going to eat all of that???!??&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That looks gross&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That’s not healthy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That looks healthy&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;That’s disgusting&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Why are you eating that?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I’m glad you’re eating more&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50705469498</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50705469498</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:24:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>hallelujah.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1361bc08e52a3453f95b96f3de6d17b4/tumblr_mmymybGqdF1qzqvk9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;hallelujah.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50673792979</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50673792979</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:44:00 -0700</pubDate><category>personal</category><category>the mountain goats</category></item><item><title> </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69d108579cc89cf3c1ead6ad2e0cef44/tumblr_mm4weqMDbZ1rnta3io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cac-tus.tumblr.com/post/49429960516/my-collection-of-cacti-i-yet-have-to-figure-out" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50670704828</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50670704828</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:59:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0393ee54cdf123d14886ac6ab5a5bdea/tumblr_mmuxajNGJZ1qzjg61o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50666645016</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50666645016</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:54:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello. I just wanted to say that you have a lovey blog and that you're really cute! I hope you have a delightful night. :3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;♥thank you!♥&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50665799508</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50665799508</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:39:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cd29bef903228a108b0c2eefc176066/tumblr_mmpa15UacB1rf05ndo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50652588347</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50652588347</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 07:18:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You are SUCH a lovely human. Keep on keeping on, sweets. I am immensely pleased that you exist.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;!!!! you are cute, thank you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50545311272</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50545311272</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:59:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77a6935ccdb0ac00d53af4eda90a6c7e/tumblr_mm2heaZVat1rwhluao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50543116295</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50543116295</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:33:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>:’D</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wwwf749t1qayh9fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;:’D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50542642690</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50542642690</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:27:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mauw2dQ6Ed1qbi0ero1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50541030166</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50541030166</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:07:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>i think tumblr is unaware of my severe obsession with Community</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4fb1c16dcb9fc1e5b658ba0acf4065c/tumblr_miy3phvssY1r3e42ao2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b803ea325b8d2dd2147bf5ee0e65677e/tumblr_miy3phvssY1r3e42ao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i think tumblr is unaware of my severe obsession with Community&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50541009396</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50541009396</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:07:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>imnotaserialkiller:

“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imnotaserialkiller.tumblr.com/post/44419659608/why-is-this-turning-me-on-a-story-of-self-hatred" target="_blank"&gt;imnotaserialkiller&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“why is this turning me on” a story of self-hatred and despair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50538984917</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50538984917</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:41:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>a+ kitchen</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e25a5b442d4a58e80ab5713396d13b8b/tumblr_mmuc4adAsQ1qfvuj8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;a+ kitchen&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50538123881</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50538123881</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 17:30:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>would you send me something sexy if i came off anon? im frikkin randy, and you are beautilful.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;ehh i currently smell like stale coffee and steamed milk and i haven’t slept in like 30 hours and i think there is mocha sauce on my left elbow :\&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50515836338</link><guid>http://fauxreal.tumblr.com/post/50515836338</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:12:00 -0700</pubDate><category>no</category></item></channel></rss>
