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iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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1. i think you're super cool 2, your hair color is to die for

thaaank you! :’)

Anonymous:

Didn't you used to go to a university? Why consider cosmetology school before you have an actual degree?

"an actual degree" durrr bhphurrrrrrpfftbhrbrbrff

lil life update!!
β€’ i had the loveliest birthday!! thank you so much to everyone who sent me cute messages :-)
β€’ i am still working full-time at Starbucks but am aLSO now working part-time as a receptionist in a salon!
β€’ i actually might be attending cosmetology school soon!!! i’m going to an open house at the Aveda Institute tomorrow evening.
β€’it is very chilly outside rn!! i love it! my windows are open and i am wearing a big sweater and drinking pumpkin ale and burning incense.
β€’ hell yea :-)

waitingfortheyellowbird:

Date someone who literally begs to go down on you

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its my birthday! i’m 26 years old! heck yea!!